Franchise Ranking: Child’s Play or Chucky

This weekend I got to hold an awesome replica of a Good Guy doll. So, here’s an excuse to rank the films.

06.) Seed of Chucky- Horrible attempts at humor, cheap effects and unlikable, annoying characters.

Meh
                          Meh

05.) Curse of Chucky- “The series returns to its horror roots, a direct sequel to Child’s Play 3, ignoring the previous 2” is one of the biggest lies. It’s annoying piece of trash. I really wish they’d lay the series to rest. It’s so awful and I hate it. Everyone tries to sugarcoat it and there’s no reason, no matter how much sugar you put on poo, it’ll still be poo.

Gah
                                                       Gah

04.) Bride of Chucky- Chucky gets a bride and it’s silly. The doll looked alright and it had some neat stuff. But because this flick begins the whole stitched Chucky deal, I don’t care for it.

Jezsus
                                                         Jezsus

03.) Child’s Play 3- I love this one so much! Chucky rules and does a bunch of awesome things. A perfect ending to the series.

Boo!
                                                  Boo!

02.) Child’s Play- The first film in the series has the best special effects of the series, it’s also what I believe is the best horror film from the 1980’s that is not a sequel.

God, I hate Curse and Seed
                                     God, I hate Curse and Seed

and #1 is….

01.) Child’s Play 2- Now, it’s hard to choose. I’ve probably said that in a previous post. But. I love this one. Nuff said.

Yeahh
                                        Yeahh
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